Monday, 10 March 2008

  • Ripley's Crazy Contest

    I would like to see how many hysterical prank call messages I can collect from all of you.  I am offering any one of the following prizes for the best prank call that is left on my Snapvine answering machine (located on my Myspace page):

    - A DVD of your choice (excluding tv series and Jane Austin stories) from my DVD collection (I have over 200 movies)

    - A book from my massive book collection (medical, linguistics, christian, outdoors, fiction)

    - Information on my secret destination/timetable as well as a complimentary batch of pictures I take there (10 pictures, high resolution, printable and in large formats).

    - Free website design help for your Myspace or other webpage.  We'll make it look like you want it to!  OR you may opt to have a personal "homepage" built for you with all your favorite links and such.

    If you have questions, ask me.  Please, don't ask me what movies I have.  Get real.  I'm not going to type out 250 titles.  Ask me if I have *these* movies, and make a short list for me.  Likewise for the books.  Please do NOT ask me where I'm moving to or when I'm going to leave California - it's private information (besides, it's part of the prize, should you choose it!). 

    Why not leave a message (it's EASY) and then inquire as to the prize?  You can do it right now by phone: 1(641)715-0101 Code: *6030201


    RULES:

    Common sense, very straightforward…

    - The winner will be selected solely by me.  I will be choosing what I think to be the funniest prank call from them all.

    - You may leave as many messages as you like.  Please make them different!

    - They can be PG-13, but you may not use vulgar language.  Your message will be screened and posted at my discretion.

    - You may identify yourself on the message if you like, but you can also do it anonymously.

    - I will choose the winner by posting a Myspace blog describing my favorite message.  You may come forward by posting a comment on the blog or by mailing me privately.

    - You may not prank call my cell phone.  Pranking cell phones is stupid (email me if you want a site that does it for you!  Totally fun!).  *cough*

    - Calls can sound serious ("this is Blockbuster calling about your movie rental…), but they can also be totally goofy.  Anything that will make me laugh is presumably acceptable.

    -You do NOT have to know me personally - you can be a total stranger for all I care.  In fact, I wouldn't mind meeting more funny people.

    - You do NOT have to get a Snapvine account to participate.  All you have to have is access to a phone.

    - The winner will be announced at the end of the month, March 31st of 2008.

    - Messages can be up to 8 minutes long, but please try to limit the phone message to 1-3 minutes.

    - You do not HAVE to choose a prize from those listed.  You may make a special request, and I am willing to work with you on that. ;)

    - If you create a snapvine account and add picture of yourself, I will leave a message on your voicemail (please let me know if/when you create an account!).

    - Not leaving a voicemail officially makes you a "square", or  in today's terms, "un-cool", "a stick-in-the-mud", "lame".  's straight ghetto, dawg.  *cough*  Just leave me a message.  It's funny!

    - Have FUN!  This should make YOU laugh too~!

    You can leave a message by calling 1(641)715-0101 Code: *6030201 or by clicking the appropriate button below:



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